People I End Up Sitting Near In Lectures

• Girl who won't stop jiggling her knee and therefore making the entire row of seats shake. Obliviously, of course.
• Girl who makes weird inadvertent 'hm' noises at odd intervals.
• Guy behind me who keeps reaching the bottom of his page and poking his notebook into my shoulder.
• Scary-coughers.
• People who whinge about how 'boring' the lecture was when actually it was genuinely interesting. Go home then.
• Girl who sits behind me, jabs her foot into my back and then keeps it there, despite much passive-aggressive seat-shuffling on my behalf.
• Guy who texts solidly throughout the lecture.
• People who return after a five-minute break with a mound of hot food that smells really strong when I'm really hungry.
• Guy who asks incredibly awkward irrelevant questions that make everyone cringe.
• Smokers. Gaaaah...
• A group of self-styled 'lads' (kill me now - or rather, kill them) who like to share their hilarious 'banter' with everyone in the nearby vicinity.
• A very heavy mouth-breather whose breath I can actually feel on the back of my neck. Ughhh.
• Girl who takes intimidatingly detailed notes
• Someone very tall / with huge hair / with a huge hat in front of me who manages to block out everything important on PowerPoint, leaving me with the flinch-inducing Comic Sans titles and irritating ClipArt cartoons.